Let me do a small amount of house keeping on the old Corley Blog here...
First, I want to send much love out to Tyler Chappell and Chase St. John for their non related accidents over the weekend. Sorry to hear of both incidents, but glad to hear what appears to be good future prognosis'...( note to self ...how do you pluralize prognosis ? )
Secondly, the labor agreement between myself and The Conglomoration to be henceforth known as the BLOG has been rectified. We have a deal in place that makes me one of the top 5 paid Bloggers I know. Which reminds me to get to know some Bloggers who actually get paid to Blog.
Third ( ly ), the trip to Chicago was a great success. I am kicking myself for not making more of an effort to go down town and see some sights and enjoy the trip more, but I was in conferences from 8 am to 6pm everyday and did very little else. Great conference though, as those things go...really got the juices flowing and mind back on a good track.
OK, then!
I want to kick this Blog off with a big thank you to so many people over in China...you see, to me there is a holy trinity of things when it comes to writing a BLOG...
1) Escaped Animals ( especially snakes, alligators, tigers, lions, etc. )
2) Illegal and/or In - breeding ( keep jokes to yourself at this time please ).
3) Toilet related happenings ( explosions, collapses, sounds made from the vicinity of... )
You fine people get the point.
So it goes without saying that when I saw this article pop up on CNN ( Thursday , September 16, 2010 - 8:32 CST ) that I took the appropriate level of notice my friends.
Holy Trinity of News Slapstick Hijinks!
The Majority of Atlanta's News Market Shares My Zest for Inbred-Snake- Toilet stories.
Perhaps my favorite line was , " The other day, Zhang Erfren had just gone into the toilet when we heard a loud scream"...I'm thinking no biggie...Zhang, hang in there and show that turd who's boss!
" ...she came running out while trying to hike up her pants"....Dude, do they have that Benny Hill zany music playing in the background of that town and Zhang running around trying to hike up her trousers while a snake is making a run for a bite on dat Zhang bootay?
it goes on to say, " ...after coming face - to -face with a cobra..." ...Come on Zhang , what exactly are you doing that your FACE would be anywhere close to that Cobra Condo/ Pooper Palace?
The story goes on to elaborate how Cai Yong ( Who's Mayoral Candidacy probably takes a hit here ). admitted to raising up to 1900 cobras in an unlicensed breeding center in an abandoned schoolhouse. I love the line of whether or not it was clear if he had been arrested. Of course, why would he? 1900 Serpents of Death in the former schoolhouse...sounds wholesome.
To the credit of the town they have caught all but five or six of the snakes. But what I enjoy the most is how the story continues to waffle between it being 150 Cobras and 160 Cobras...it's like the Obama Administration explaining how the recession was actually over in June of 2009, we just didn't get the news bulletin I guess.
Thank you Cai Yong for being the evil culprit in this episode of Scooby - Doo, and I am sure you would have gotten away with it , if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog too right? Speaking of which...I think that dog became the meal at the local diner that night...that's right Shaggy eat up, and with that another Snake/Toilet/ Breeding story is in the books.
Gotta love it...stay classy Chongqing provence!
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